Sex in politics of the South

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Everyone prayed hard for the rains last summer and 'God' decided he would send forth a good downpour to the state that prides itself on being either his birthplace or someplace he adopted as his along the way. The summer heat was almost unbearable in Kerala and the monsoons hit with a vengeance and rocked Chandy sir's government with the arrest of a bold trickster in the guise of the foxy Saritha. S. Nair, a divorcee with a background in financial fraud. Currently the face of the financial and sex scandal cradling the UDF which is being pelted with demands for our dear chief minister Mr. Oomen Chandy to step down, the first images of Ms Nair showed a confident, calm, collected and well dressed lady who seemed unperturbed by the fact that she was under arrest for embezzling over 10 crores.

Apart from all the well-to-do doctors and business men she easily convinced to invest in her imaginary solar and wind power projects, she is also accused of having an affair with Ex -minister and MLA K.B. Ganesh Kumar. The opposition didn't get time enough to capitalize on this scandal before being bogged down by MLA Jose Thettayil's recent state of affairs with another divorcee who according to local sources is quite a vixen herself. Like someone in the crowd pointed out quite rightly that her accusation is quite bizarre in itself - she agreed to be sexually preyed upon by the father to get him to let his son 'marry' her or at the very least blackmail him to... what? anyway the physics of that relationship is for those who have the perpetual need to click on that juicy headline that reeks of sex.

Ask Sreesanth...or on second thought never mind, I must admit the first time i read the word honey trap was in an article about famous women spies quite a long time ago. I'm unsure whether to categorize these women among them as each of them have a different story and the damage caused in each of these cases can be surveyed from a hundred different angles. Be it the women who were escorting Sreesanth to his bedroom... err doom as a cricketer, Ms Sarita . S. Nair or was it Mrs..., and of course our dear Thettayil's Sir's itch. These ladies certainly are the determined type, if they were going down they were going to take down someone responsible with them. Not always has a woman scorned yielded such results in our greatly patriarchal society, not even when the mother of a girl who took her own life decided to follow her daughter into the nether world than live with the shame of being sexually abused, which one Mr. Kanda an MLA from Sirsa is surely a witness of. It wouldn't be right to bring up past and out of state ghosts as there plenty floating around in the present.

So it was being said that the floodgates have to be opened and suddenly people are dying in Uttarakhand, the ones desperately clinging onto life in a pilgrimage that had to be suspended abruptly and the government shuts down all tourism services to the flood hit region and begins rescue missions, a few in the government looked around and spoke about getting help to the few malayalees stuck there, maybe send a copter and fly them and whoever can fit in. 'It doesn't seem to be of the most concerning matter right now because we don't even know if we're gonna be in these seats tomorrow' seems to be the a thought imprinted on many minds in the assembly.

Poster-girls of the downfall of the LDF and the UDF government on either sides are probably worried about how this is all going to turn out or unimpressed by the threat of morality or patriarchy and such.

I'm certain we're heading there, a completely developed westernized state. We have the elections like every state, the highest literacy rate in the country, highest life expectancy, highest sex ratio, a rapid increase in sex scandals and we probably are spiraling towards becoming the ideal state setting standards for other states to follow, hence 'the American dream' for every aspiring politico and youth party member in Kerala becomes, 'A malayali's dream' which translated to Malayalam is increasingly starting to sound like the title of a popular soft porn flick starring Shakeela or some other southern siren that gets all the old men worked up.

The word out on the street from a local daily wage laborer who lights up his beedi standing at the tea stall nearby the ex-minister’s house while the place is crawling with policemen to keep the protesters in check is that "It really is a shame to see a politician belittled in such a short span of time. Bring in a woman and they all come tumbling down just like poor P.J. Joseph." The online community enticingly offer you a peek into the leaked video of the sex scandal the 62 year old ex-transport minister's good name brings up on Google. While the general populace is squirming at the thought that a one time public prosecutor who struggled to become the transport minister of the state could have so quick a downfall.

 Well if only it were as easy as being a Kardashian or a Hilton all this could have been put to good use now, what say Mr. Adarsh Tetthayil. I wonder if the son who has reportedly gone into hiding has a comprehensive idea of the shit storm his little affair has created for his father and how quickly it dimmed his political future. Or maybe it could also turn out as they say ‘any publicity is good publicity’ and we could witness Mr. Thettayil rise like a phoenix from the ashes of this monsoon’s sex scandal. The longer it takes to reach a conclusion, the more it unravels with twists and turns turning it into something delightful for the media to up the TRP ratings. At-least Sreesanth should have stopped crying now that all these scandals have taken away the spotlight from his historic stupidity and fall from grace. 

-Twistdtales
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Free America?

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Huffington post recently covered an article illustrating Obama’s reaction to the Supreme Court’s decision to strike out the Defense of Marriage Act and invalidating Proposition 8. 



In his words,
The laws of our land are catching up to the fundamental truth that millions of Americans hold in our hearts: when all Americans are treated as equal, no matter who they are or whom they love, we are all more free.


Freedom, as the Oxford dictionary defines  is “the absence of subjection to foreign domination or despotic government”. 

But the Obama administration sets to redefine this term with some not- so-pleasant revelations as of late.Time and again it has been revealed that our freedom has been violated under a shroud of lies and deception. We are led to believe that we are safe, but the question is, ARE WE? Are we served by a government that is JUST and FAIR, that works for the people and not against.

Oh wait, is that too much to ponder on? Let me cool it off a little then.




A Sneekpeek for the unitiated folks.

Edward Snowden, a former intelligence contractor with the National Security Agency recently leaked some highly classified data which reveals that the Obama administration has been spying on their citizens. SAY WHAT!!

The “Big Brother “has forced the telecom giant, Verizon to hand over the phone records of millions of the oblivious citizens.  The leaked documents also revealed that the US government has unrestricted access to the data held by popular websites such as Google, Facebook, Apple and couple other sites which hold confidential user information.

And how are the world leaders supporting US on Snowden’s extortion: well not too well, much to Obama’s dismay!  Hong Kong, Moscow, Ecuador  seems to be not taking the US orders too well. Read story below:



So what does the President have to retort to the shocking news?

“You can’t have 100% security, and also then have 100% privacy and zero inconvenience.” What a joke!

When has the American citizens been safe in the hands of this treacherous govt. Read  9/11 conspiracy, Boston Bombing, NDAA act, Chemtrails, GMO,IRS,PRISM, Fast and Furious and the list is pretty much endless if you want to do a little bit of research outside of what the mainstream media reports. Because all these high profile Media houses are controlled by the BIG BROTHER, you might want to check the authenticity of the news that are served on your platter.

Read more, Question further. Happy day folks!


More from AMY coming soon (Who is mighty pissed at the moment with the US govt for snooping in on her cooking recipe facebook page and accessories shopping google list!)
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World's Fastest Workout?

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Ever wondered if your warm up was sufficient? Well here is a small routine that will have you sweating in four minutes if you do it right. I thought it was a piece of cake and for my arrogance had to forgo my push ups for the day. If you are feeling confident and want to push yourself, try it for eight minutes.

I doubt any of us want to look like the hulk or have the perseverance to even read through Lou Ferrigno's workout regimen but try this routine for a couple of months and you won't have to scamper for a t-shirt next time the bell rings and someone's at the door.




BvnBn just wants me to get off the couch so he can have my spot. 
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Workout for Dummies

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Here's how to start out on getting those great guns you could flex in public without sending everybody scrambling for cover. 

Always remember that lifting weights in the gym never ruined anybody's back, but the huge ego that lifted more than they should always ended up with back aches and in cases of extreme stupidity, injury that could leave you bedridden for days. 


Watch this space for more tips on how to turn yourself into someone even you'd love looking at.





Personally, the only curling I do is with the pillow, and it does wonders for me. *wink* More coming up from BvnBn, who firmly believes that, with 2 weeks of 'curling' he can beat Mark Ruffalo and Lou Ferrigno in a fist fight.
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Because the evidence thus far was not enough..

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Mounting evidence for the theory that the Japs are freakin nuts!
This is a 1.3 million $ robot that can fire 6000 rounds of paintball bullets (The gun is activated when the pilot in the cockpit "smiles")

"Kuratas is a rideable and user operated robot built by the Japanese company Suidobashi Heavy Industry. Billed as the world's first giant boarding robot. The Kuratas robot was developed by artist Kogoro Kurata (whom the suit is named after), and roboticist Wataru Yoshizaki."



Hit the link for the operating manual..

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Limited Edition Batman Wristwatch

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This is a limited edition Batman wrist watch from Diesel that will set you back by $325.

Sadly, it does not come with a limited edition explosives detonator nor a mini grappling hook.

Hit the link for a couple more stills of this over priced wrist toy..

http://store.dieseltimeframes.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ContentView?page=darkknight&langId=-1&storeId=33053&catalogId=21503&N=0  
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You should probably skip this one..

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Because we have always wondered where these brands originated from.. D'oh...


Hit the link for more corporate america yoodledoodle.


http://www.businessinsider.com/the-most-famous-brand-in-every-state-2013-6

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